121 in idea barrages

1.) “Poppy,” Jeb whined to his father, “you should have named me Jed so I could piggyback on the Star Wars hype!”

2.) All these people want the world to break so some god can tell them who won and who lost but I am rooting for The Bend Times.

3.) Get it off your chest. Give a chestamonial.

4.) The music of the band Rush is the work of the only libertarian in Canada and it sounds like it!

5.) Of course these colours don’t run. We’re too fat to even jog at this point.

6.) Make fish your currency, it’ll pay off in economy of scale.

7.) Four shots of espresso in a large coffee. It’s called “Return Of The Red-Eye” perfect for hyping yourself up too much for Star Wars 7.

8.) War Is Over (If They Wanted That)

9.) I’ve learned one thing in my life: be your own fangirl, be your own fanboy, ain’t no one else going to do it for you.

10.) Build your own twitter joke with these three easy pieces: “livejournal” “Lincoln logs” & “linkin’ blogs”.

11.) I would watch a documentary about how the process of creating Scrappy-Doo went. How did they THINK this would turn out?

12.) Addendum: in the previously mentioned imaginary phlegm-themed punk band, my performing name would be “Sid Viscous”.

13.) Leave candy and oranges bundled up in lingerie for people. Call yourself Panty Claus. Get festively arrested.

14.) Imagine it, a nation brimming over with gleaming lady robots, from she to shining she.

15.) Is David Spade slowly becoming John deLancie, the dude who played Q on the Star Treks? That’s a weird life arc.

16.) The centaur didn’t want to run in the Kentucky Derby but nature behooved him to do it.

17.) He’d been out of the dating pool so long he changed the nickname of his genitals to a collective “Los Lonely Boys”.