122 in idea barrages

1.) Even Genghis Khan knew, if you wanna build an empire, you gotta go one steppe at a time.

2.) The next step in horror meta is a movie about the cast/crew of a failed horror movie getting killed off to finally popularize the movie.

3.) Whenever faced with a safe choice versus a risky big-upside choice just remind yourself “you don’t win friends with salad”.

4.) The real money’s in building a bullet train, NYC to Albany, then buying half of Schenectady for three bucks and waiting for the gentrifiers.

5.) Despite all their best efforts, Kukla and Ollie both ended up in the Franzone.

6.) Mackleborg, resistance is futile, your culture will be appropriated.

7.) Macklemoreos - a creme filling in a sandwich between two creme fillings.

8.) Macklemorbo - the news monster with the MOST ironic of beards.

9.) His name is French for… Shia TheBeef.

10.) I demand KidzBop covers of My Chemical Romance w/ the title “My Chemistry Textbook” on my desk by Friday at 5PM. AND PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

11.) Every time I see a Christmas commercial for a luxury car, I ask myself if Western Civilization was actually worth it at all.

12.) We teach each other lessons in what it is to be ourselves and be alive. Any meaning to life beyond that is largely moot.

13.) Diamond ads, even if you weren’t a scam that murders, wouldn’t that much money worth of cheese popcorn be SO MUCH COOLER than a little rock?