1124 in idea barrages

1.) A common schoolgirl prank for mermaids was, of course, the dry willie.

2.) Were football invented today, we’d get 3 plays into the 1st game before everyone was sued into oblivion. Not sure that’s a bad thing.

3.) If you’re rich, occasionally just have really badass knives shipped to your house, to scare anyone who might steal your mail.

4.) I like to believe that Alec Baldwin’s full first name is Alecander.

5.) Truckasaurus became an herbievore, he only eats love bugs.

6.) Trying to stop terrorism with military action seems paradoxical in the fashion of someone stating “Murderers? We just have to murder them!”

7.) A version of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE where Guy Fieri discovers how much genuinely happier everyone would be without him.

8.) The idea of this box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch having “Nutritional Facts” on it is a work of sublime satire.

9.) Interesting is better than perfect, I know this about everyone else, I just gotta get to accepting it in myself.