1120 in idea barrages
- Nov. 19, 2015, 9:03 p.m.
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1.) A series of short documentaries explaining step-by-step how things have conspired to enrage me called “How It’s Mad”.
2.) It’s a good thing my car’s in the shop as this was gonna be a “ten dollars of Sausage McMuffins then heartattack” morning.
3.) If International Mens Day were about celebrating men who stand w/ one leg each on different sides of a border for fun it might not be awful.
4.) Ben Carson, hearing the truth of the Paris attacks, demands we start calling Belgian Waffles “Freedom Waffles”.
5.) If there’s a speed force in your hedgehog, don’t be alarmed now/that’s just clickbait for Deviantart.
6.) If you’ve ever won a medal for anything, you are officially better-respected than Chewbacca.
7.) The full saying is “Speech is Silver but Silence is Golden”. Extremists demand both the silence of good men and a gold standard.
8.) Less End Times, more Friend Times.
9.) Consider all the ways MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE is like the story of the Christian Nativity. REALLY consider it.
10.) Yeah but it’s a manly yogurt. It’s a brogurt.
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