1118 in idea barrages

1.) If we MUST have another Sharknado movie, at least make the sharks radioactive and have the subtitle be “Toxic Shark Syndrome”.

2.) The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow citizens, everyone becomes simply a potential servant to a rich man.

3.) “no I would not give you false hope/on this random sandwich day/but the mayo and bread reunion/is just an emulsion away”

4.) The dog loves Mom so much that he pretends to like having a little sweater on for her.

5.) A third-wave feminist cooking show called “The Braisin’ Hussy” would probably be fun.

6.) SPOILERS: when that show says “Winter is coming” they mean Edgar Winter.

7.) She didn’t actually want to know what you thought of Gone With The Wind, it was a rhettorical question.

8.) I’m a locovore. I eat trains.

9.) Of course I dance shirtless in front of mirrors singing “Nip-Nip-Nip-Nip N-Nip-Nip-Nip-Nippleodeon”. Who doesn’t?