1116 in idea barrages

1.) I like to think that if Mark Wahlberg asks his wife to feel a weird lump on his back he has to say it twice. “Feel it, feel it”.

2.) Ultimately, tv & film made us believe that loving someone who can love us is “settling”. Aspirational romance dooms all hearts.

3.) It will never stop being weird that social media accounts linked to the estates of dead people post stuff under their names.

4.) An agnostic superhero named He-Then. “By The Power Of Who Knows!”

5.) A Trumpoline helps you jump to conclusions.

6.) I have transcended polyphasic sleep and barreled straight through into panphasic sleep, an entirely random sleep pattern.

7.) Open a breakfast place in Reno called “Chicken and Brothels”.

8.) They told us every other dude would have a vaporizer in his pocket by 2020 but, you know, we assumed zap guns.

9.) No one knew where the sex toy went but Jim Varney refused to comment so the search began in earnest.