1113 in idea barrages

1.) Making pie is harder than it looks because crimping ain’t easy.

2.) She’s kickstarting her artificial insemination, though natural childbirth IS one of her stretch goals.

3.) The risks inherent in sledding were covered up for decades by the power of Big Toboggan.

4.) Whenever I hear the term “permaculture” I don’t think “environmental sustainability” I think “curly hair enthusiasts”.

5.) The adults in Peanuts COULD talk, they all just really needed to go to the Wawa in Mahwah.

6.) On the Starbucks cup for agnostics, mermaid’s just gonna be shrugging.

7.) It’s a hack of Minecraft where everything you build is invisible. It’s called Mimecraft. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) Molted snake skins are cheaper when you buy in bulk. It’s an economy of scale.

9.) The dog is probably half-Maltese and definitely looks like a luck dragon so he’s pretty much Ollie The Maltese Falcor.

10.) Pee Wee Herman on the Erie Canal would’a been all “JUST TELL ‘EM LARGE BARGE SENT YA!”