1114 in idea barrages

1.) My mind at night much like a Nascar rally, racing in endless tedious circles with no end possible other than an ugly crash.

2.) Ever since tuberculosis got trendy, she’d wheeze extra loud at the society events, such as she was for conspicuous consumption.

3.) Never gonna stop trying to figure out people IN GENERAL but might be time to stop trying to figure them out in relation to me specifically.

4.) Pres. Trump would totally open brothels with corporate naming rights like ballfields. “Get Frito-Laid!” will be a great one.

5.) Students protesting against racism & education price gouging’s bad but protesting to gamble on the NFL’s rad? Go home media you’re drunk.

6.) “How can you like vodka but hate gin? Gin’s just vodka with an herb infusion!” Yes. Those herbs are terrible.

7.) Conflict begets & reinforces power structures on all sides of conflict. Violence & threats thereof only spin that profit cycle.

8.) Start calling your buttocks your “ham biscuits”.

Last updated December 17, 2015