113 in idea barrages

1.) “Tom Petticoat Junction”. Look, that’s the best I can do after the Mets got destroyed.

2.) Telekinesis is a moving experience.

3.) Between horrifying Halloween costumes and Rachel Dolezal, let’s just start calling it cultural inappropriation.

4.) Former New York Mets “Second Baseman” Daniel Murphy to sign with Westboro Baptist Church softball team for a reported 90 Jack Chick pamphlets, the WBC scouts love how he can’t put a hand on a ball.

5.) A parody of “Down With OPP” about Robocop “Down With OCP” would definitely lack accessibility.

6.) A young Tom Cruise runs afoul of bootleggers in “Whiskey Business”. It’s… pretty terrible.

7.) Nothing funnier than someone who identifies with the Confederacy calling someone “un-American”.

8.) Another terrible pop-music/comic-book mash-up would be Skrullex. He’d be terrible in 10,000 forms!

9.) If you love Jesus, you should be champing at the bit to vote for a Jewish socialist who wants to take an axe to the banks.

10.) The sale is for a limited time only which makes it fit in just fine with everything else in the world.