1030 in idea barrages

1.) Dream about getting lost on a bus trip then battling a wizard in a bookstore in Schenectady that doesn’t exist. As you do.

2.) “Is your refrigerator running?” “Why yes it is.” “OH GOD, THE DECEPTICONS ARE HERE, ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST!”

3.) You know a Scientologist is really into Tolkien when they name their kid Elrond Hubbard Jones.

4.) Go up to a pottery kiln and ask the artisan if that stove is for “smoking bowls”.

5.) “Lily Munster in the streets, Morticia Addams in the sheets” would be a way hotter take on the phrase.

6.) Waiting for a break in the rain. Technically, this is what I’m doing vis-a-vis taking out the garbage but it applies globally to my life.

7.) Just because a wound healed doesn’t mean you won’t have a pink glossy scar that aches in the wet-cold for the rest of your life.

8.) Sometimes you just need to sit back and appreciate how SICK the keyboards and backing vocals to INTO THE GREAT WIDE OPEN are.

9.) The last words uttered by Frat Brother Kane were “bros, buds”.