1028 in idea barrages

1.) Doctor Julian Bashir just wanted to holodecks and Trill.

2.) A Halloween Prince parody “Little Dead Corvette”?

3.) What if you could convince Freddy to try and kill you with gold bars and then pull them out of your dream to get rich?

4.) I would’ve defeated Freddy by out-punning him. I think I could do it.

5.) What’s more metal than leaf-peeping? “LET’S GET IN THE CAR AND GO WATCH THE LEAVES DIE! BRUTAL!”

6.) Doctor Who Real Talk: Zygons look like pizza slices where the pepperoni are tentacle-suckers.

7.) A great line on a resume would be “985-Time New York State Lottery Finalist”.

8.) Bloodgun would be the most 90s comic book character name ever.

9.) Someone invent sneakers where the back’s supposed to fold down into slippers so folks will stop telling me I’m ruining my shoes.

10.) If we made a really hot sauce called Blazing Sadholes, could Brooks sue?

11.) If you think about it, Jubilee was the original Uncanny Valley girl.

12.) “This drug could help you live longer! HERE ARE TWENTY-FIVE WAYS IT WILL KILL YOU!”