1026 in idea barrages

1.) In this dream, I was dead and in heaven but I witnessed people ruining heaven by introducing currency. Yeah.

2.) Oh boy, another GOP candidate releasing a statement. All Aboard The Pander Express!

3.) GOP field as McDonaldland characters, Trump is Ronald and Christie is The Grimace, obvs, Rand Paul’s probably the Hamburglar?

4.) Not JUST secular humanism. SPECTACULAR humanism.

5.) Darius Rucker is terrible but I want him to do a Bond theme so we can make “Hootie And The Blofeld” jokes.

6.) Ken Burns was actually part of a failed attempt to clone Michael J Fox so everyone could have one in their pocket.

7.) Whales are all netflix and krill.

8.) The Beastie Boys were all netflix and ill.