1024 in idea barrages

1.) A re-boot of “Cow and Chicken” except with a dog called “Chicken and Woofles”.

2.) A meme called “Raul Julia Louis-Dreyfuss” where they are inserted into each others’ signature television and film roles.

3.) If quitting smoking makes you constantly swear and twitch, that’s Nicorette’s Syndrome.

4.) Purplesaurus check yourself before you Purplesaurus Rex yourself.

5.) Maybe it isn’t a gouty toe at all, maybe it’s a manifestation of all the times it got crunched trying to get a foot in the door.

6.) Was the porno parody of Lost In Space called “Lust In Space”? If not, were they even trying?

7.) Make it look like a football helmet around a face, jock-o-lantern.

8.) Fill a pumpkin with cheap crappy grocery store candy. BRACHS-O-LANTERN.

9.) Have a sea monster coming out of the top of your pumpkin. LOCH-O-LANTERN.

10.) Carve the image of a penis entering another penis’s foreskin into the pumpkin. DOCK-O-LANTERN.

11.) Make Chinese food with pumpkin in it. WOK-O-LANTERN.

12.) I can’t even, I’m too odd.

13.) Then there was the fiercest of all Canadian pirates, Paglag Pierre.

14.) When all the diner trips come w/ free frosted tips THAT’S FIERI when a restaurant boss says “push the donkey sauce” THAT’S FIERI