1019 in idea barrages

1.) The poster seems to suggest “Stars Wars Episode 7: Maybe If We Just Put Everything Ever In It People Will Forget The Prequels”.

2.) The 2nd person to wear sunglasses, right after they were invented, wore them ironically. It was that fast.

3.) I wonder if people who got spooky names from hippie parents change their names to something normal on Twitter for Halloween.

4.) Hate living in an age where things can’t be true until someone admits it. Benghazi was always political, FanDuel was always gambling, etc.

5.) Thanksgiving: The Larry Fine to Halloween’s Moe and Christmas’s Curly.

6.) Fox Sports 1 is the land of wailing exorcised souls in BEETLEJUICE in comparison to ESPN where they are merely dead inside.

7.) When hell is full, Christmas will walk the Earth all year long.

8.) When we get around to teasers for the teasers to trailers, I humbly suggest the term “twiddlers”.

9.) Side effects of Cialis may include awkwardly dancing with your wife on the doorstep.