1010 in idea barrages

1.) If you played a “drink every time an ad says Ask Your Doctor If You’re Healthy Enough For Sex game” during the MLB playoffs, you would die.

2.) A werewolf who wants to be sexually dominated is known as a sub-woofer.

3.) One of the most powerful positions in the House of Hipster Congress is the chair of the Cultural Appropriations Committee.

4.) On the rare occasion you meet someone you’re into at the porno theatre, “do you come here often?” is an awkward ice-breaker.

5.) Randy Quaid now looks like if Brian Posehn ate Santa Claus and then took a professorship at a community college, it’s weird.

6.) When the maintenance crew services the hotel pool, start singing “GO GO TOWEL ARRANGERS! GO GO TOWEL ARRANGERS!”

7.) My mom has begun collecting children’s books where the dog in them looks like her dog. This could end well?

8.) An animatronic Kayne West performing at a pizza joint called Chuck E Yeezus.