108 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever I see twitter or facebook in an ad for something else, I imagine real humans negotiating ephemera like that as their jobs.

2.) The loathsomeness of the GOP presidential field was a hate-accompli.

3.) When someone questions the legality of your actions say “I do not believe we will have any trouble with your Earth authorities.”

4.) When you take into account Iran-Contra, we’ve actually got a lot more evidence that Reagan was a “secret Muslim”.

5.) The iced tea was redolent of vanilla, reeking of vanilla, bleeding oozing vanilla but barely tasted of it at all. It was WEIRD.

6.) Can’t spell “American exceptionalism” with “except”, I suppose.

7.) Really, Riker was angling to get Lwaxanna and Deanna together for a little mother-daughter menage-a-Trois.

8.) The most logical tie-in for Buzzfeed would be its own line of honeys.

9.) My go-to bathroom graffiti is “it doesn’t matter that I was here, it matters that you were here”.

10.) I liked THE FRISCO KID a lot but the title should’ve been A FISTFUL OF CHALLAH.