107 in idea barrages

1.) Stand outside a Long Island Medium show in a turban telling people “I can see… you are very gullible.”

2.) Eat your dinner rolls in great circular bites as one would apples. Leave the “cores” behind to bewilder the waitstaff.

3.) She converted the guest bedroom into a shrine to the Bad Seeds and called it her Nick Cave Cave.

4.) I was far too amused with myself when I posited that there were characters in GOTHAM named Pendleton Gwynn and Ron Iddler.

5.) I’d advertise IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN this year with “Enjoy Charlie Brown One Last Time Before CGI Breaks Your Heart Again”.

6.) A cosplayer could tell you “I have to go paint my legs and shave my toenails” and it could be true. That’s rad!

7.) Next time you pitch something say it’ll be “like Bing except for Google Plus” just to see if they’re listening.

8.) Making a kids-focused film out of a property that’s nostalgic for people much older doesn’t seem like a great plan, Goosebumps.

9.) Poor kids, addicted to Sour on the mean streets, forced to wear the Sour Patch so they don’t get the D.T.s.

10.) Introducing two famous European doctors to each other. “Frankenstein? Jung. Jung? Frankenstein.”

11.) Sell blue Jack O’Lanterns. Put up a sign that says “We do blumpkins!” See what happens.