104 in idea barrages

1.) Before social networking, I was an unmysterious over-sharer. Now it has leveled the playing field where I seem normal.

2.) I’m not TRADITIONALLY good-looking but human sacrifice was a tradition and they eventually realized that was wrong too.

3.) Twitter is just selfies of our thoughts. Sometimes I’m making pun-face.

4.) Matryoshka dolls of the Donner Party would be a pretty sweet Halloween gift.

5.) She SAYS she doesn’t like The Cure but the lady goth protests too much.

6.) As a Syracuse alumni, it’s okay that I wondered “how much are they losing by today?” before discovering it’s a bye week.

7.) Today is a good day for writing poems. Jangled emotions sloshing around inside like sharp rocks. Words bleed from inside to out.

8.) Sell giant foam hands but of a hand holding up a phone for a selfie. Profit off your social commentary.

9.) An early console video game about the Fantastic Four would end with a battle against vector Von Doom.

10.) Things science fiction has used in lieu of magic: radar, glands, radiation, nanotech.

11.) We’ve had to register our cars for 100 years, it hasn’t lead to confiscation of those, all you paranoid silly britches.