105 in idea barrages

1.) Jeff Daniels must be sick to death of the sighs when he shows up in the room and everyone realizes it’s not Jeff Bridges.

2.) Thanks to the Batman movies, I can’t say “Mister Wayne” without doing a really poor imitation of the Bane voice.

3.) The ability to fry foods rests in the mazola oblongata.

4.) A joke juxtaposing the idea of living in an igloo with the popular phrase “netflix and chill”.

5.) In fan-fics, the Lwaxana Troy/Worf pairing & the Larry The Cable Guy/Dorf pairing are both called “Lorf”. Fandoms war over this.

6.) If Spider-Man has a small part in Civil War, does that mean that in the post-credits tag, Macy Gray shows up?

7.) Some think society can’t be collective effort for collective good, only power through threat of violence & they project it on all of us.

8.) I can make you laugh and I can reach the high shelves. In the end, that’s more than most men bring to the table.

9.) And on his guitar case, a bumper sticker that read “This Machine Enjoys Rad Chicks”.

10.) “But I can’t help… falling in tox… ic.... goo” would be about the Ninja Turtles, I guess.

11.) Hey baby, I’m too afraid to ask you out so I’m gonna go youtube and loneliness. (Did I do that right?)

12.) A comedy-rock act called The Bringers would be a pretty run inside-joke.

13.) A Baywatch themed Beatles parody called “Don’t Let Me Drown” might work.

14.) What completes the open mic troll set, along w/ Wagon Wheel & Hallelujah? Stairway? Freebird? Landslide? Like A Rolling Stone?

15.) An all-female Pantera cover band that always dresses as elves called Peter Pantera.

16.) The best action-movie kill phrase for The Wicked Witch is “WATER you so afraid of?”