101 in idea barrages

1.) We still haven’t gotten an apology for Godfather 3, no matter how much we deserve some kind of mea coppola.

2.) I am enchanted by the idea of a fake Pope wandering the world, meeting with right-wing cranks as the world’s most awesome prank. I’m also tickled by the idea of a non-Catholic believing that a pope-blessed rosary would have Magic Powers.

3.) A shirt that says ‘Electoral College Drop-Out’.

4.) They didn’t set bail high on the penguin car-thief, he wasn’t a flight risk.

5.) Sarek had Terran Fever and learned that once you go Sector 001, nothing else is fun.

6.) I have head-canon for the Doug series where it ended because he was put on medication to cure his vivid hallucinations.

7.) Why it was okay to dye your hair blonde but leave your eyebrows dark brown in the 90s was the one thing even Clarissa could not explain.

8.) You know you’re hungry when that Busta Rhymes song sounds like “habba-dabba-dabba-dabba, gimmie s’mores…“

9.) A bit character in an Indiana Jones film singing “if I knew you were coming, I’d’ve baked an ape, baked an ape, goodness sake!”

10.) There are not enough Marco Rubio/Rufio mash-up memes.

11.) Eventually the Sensible Car Wars were ended by a truce pact known to history as The Honda Accords.