929 in idea barrages

1.) Picture or video-based social networking is my “I’m too old now” cut-off. Text-based for me. YOUR LOSS, INSTAPERISINTEREST!

2.) Leave it to humans to take something amazing like the moon and only care about it during an arbitrarily-constructed calendar quirk.

3.) I sure hope Gary Burghoff has used “hey, wanna go… under The Radar?” as a pick-up line at least fifty times.

4.) Ironically, the Green Lantern discovered that Hawkman is a terrible wingman.

5.) Step 1: win lotto. Step 2: find out where Eminem shops. Step 3: pay everyone there to refer to him as “Macklemore”.

6.) It can never stop. There is always more disease, there is always less time than before. Mario can’t cure them all.

7.) In the old days, internet piracy was incredibly baudy.

8.) A telepathic gorilla becomes a teacher at a school for the deaf in “CHILDREN OF A LESSER GRODD”.