928 in idea barrages

1.) About the only Star Wars tie-in we don’t have yet is potato-shavings dyed black and called Vader Tots.

2.) Gotta have some super hipster special sriracha pumpkin spice title for a moon to care about it? It’s the moon! It’s always rad!

3.) A foppish fix-it man is just a handy dandy.

4.) When they raid on the Echo Base, drop it like it’s Hoth, drop it like it’s Hoth, drop it like it’s Hoth.

5.) A lesser-known right-wing conspiracy is Levon Helm, where the government pacifies Texas by laying down sick harmonies.

6.) Our political mainstream is so screwed up it considers a sexist homophobic head of a multi-billion dollar magic-promising empire a “commie”.

7.) You know your life has gotten weird when your most recent celebrity crush is the lady who explains wine terms on youtube.

8.) Peen shaped candy corn called randy corn. There’s your million dollar idea.

9.) Shaved parrot ice, sold in a parking lot. Shaved parrot ice, sold in a parking lot.

10.) The head of Australian state shouldn’t be a “prime minister”, she or he should be called The Bosstralian.

11.) It’s not that I don’t have certain plans I hope get rolling but I think I am by nature a person who is agenda-fluid.

12.) Can’tcha see, can’tcha see, that that wolfman… been chewin’ on me.

13.) Cold-blooded, chicken of sea, are you certain that it’s all dolphin-free?

14.) It’s always a Blood Earth.

15.) I wonder how many times Sherlock Holmes fan-fic has involved a rock-based crime, just to get to “sedimentary, my dear Watson”.