926 in idea barrages

1.) The moon takes almost no note of you. The sun none whatsoever at all. It’s okay. In a life this short, use it to your advantage.

2.) A reodorant brand called Voms Of Maine.

3.) She went on the date accompanied by a pack of trained weasels, she was playing odd to get.

4.) Cause of death: generous portions of Chicken Parmesan.

5.) It’s EASIER to learn how to iron than to slowly craft a persona where no one would expect you to iron your shirt ever but where’s the fun?

6.) Took years to come up with a more annoying way to end youtube videos than “like comment subscribe!” but “peace!” eventually pulled it off.

7.) So many people have reviewed MIAMI CONNECTION on youtube that you could assemble the entire movie from their clips.

8.) There’s something called “Christian Fashion Week”? America, I overestimated you.