920 in idea barrages

1.) “How do I play the Webster game on Steam?” Lou asked. “Just read the e-manual, Louis!” she responded.

2.) I wonder how often Nolan Ryan has been asked to sign photos of Robin Ventura. “Just sign wherever your knuckles landed, sir.”

3.) Bay leaves are named after Michael Bay, as they’re involved in almost everything but mostly just make you choke.

4.) Beaker saying “Meep meep!” Cut to Bunsen Honeydew asking “Who got the keys to the… jeep?”

5.) Back when the SENSE AND SENSIBILITY AND WEREWOLVES fad was on, I should’a wrote THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR THOREAU.

6.) The moral of at the end of GREASE is “If you want someone, completely change who you are for them.”

7.) Yes, they avoided World War 3 in the WATCHMEN reality but now all their pirate comics are full of unbearably metafictional crossovers.

8.) Appropos of nothing, close your eyes and hold your fingers to your temples. A minute later say “THAT WAS MY DARKEST VISION YET.”

9.) The hat is simply misspelled. He is making America grate again. He has made America very grating again.

10.) If you’re gonna get a tattoo just above your butt, at least have it just be the words “THONG LIFE”.