913 in idea barrages

1.) Some of the funniest early colour cartoons were about the madness brought on by starvation.

2.) Step 1: Create a smoking device that looks like Taco Bell food. Step 2: call it “the burrito bowl”. Step 3: all of the moneys.

3.) The world’s largest display case, only displaying other display cases. There are no signs “just for display”. It is obvious.

4.) Dream last night involved being thrown into parallel timelines so as to help translate for extradimensionals who couldn’t grasp the difference between parallel timelines but wanted to experience our reality. Involved dying in an iron lung and being resurrected. Madness. They said I was useful because I had “put my fingers in the aether” which I took to mean the strange experience I had when I was younger when they didn’t give me enough juice to fully knock me out to take my wisdom teeth.

5.) A chameleon turning red with the caption “Commie Commie Commie Commie Commie Chameleon”.

6.) Would a British person really call hemorrhoid creme “Preparation Hiatch”? Would they really call an obscure sitcom “The Famous Teddy Zed”?

7.) If I did a parody of RAWHIDE called BRA HIDE, I wouldn’t even have to change that many words.

8.) Find a way to refer to worms as “flesh gummy worms” today.

9.) Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup flavoured pop rocks. That’s what I want right now. Egg Creme in a little bag.

10.) Dougie, demagnetize Iron Mike before his MRI! Neil, degausse Tyson!

11.) You could’ve done a lot with Canadian stereotypes and “Straight Outta Brampton” three months ago when that was A Thing.

12.) why would you waste cable-access time on NFL reporting? that’s everywhere. I want public-domain horror movies or fringe politics!