99 in idea barrages

1.) Straight Outta Commas… Compensating With Ellipses

2.) Your band will be called Jack Kerouvorkian.

3.) They mostly just embrace the idea of the End Times out of laziness because if we’re doomed, they don’t have to try to make things better.

4.) I hate the term “recalling” for bringing a minor league prospect to the majors. It sounds like a wistful reminiscence of him.

5.) Call your Grail Quest story “Chalice In Wonderland”.

6.) I feel like if youtube were called likesharesubscribe, every video would be 20 seconds shorter.

7.) Your bass-player’s side project will be called Pariah Carey.

8.) Last night’s dream was about my brother & I finding a translation of a Russian sci-fi novel where the colonizers of Mars had our names.

9.) In videos by “Men’s Rights Activists” when you see their perfunctory cheap wall-mounted swords? That’s their Andrew Dice Claymores.

10.) Facebook likes are just a status symbol.

11.) a perfect storm of
disappointment looming gray
the force awakens