96 in idea barrages

1.) The King of Asgard is not forgotten/this is the story of Johnny Wotan/Johnny Wotan/Wotan Johnny…

2.) You can’t spell “superhero” without “her”.

3.) Remember, they’re called desperados. Not opportunados or nothingbettertodoados. Desperados.

4.) If you’re a server at P.F. Chang’s, I hope you call it “workin’ on the Chang Gang”.

5.) Remake “Mrs Doubtfire” with the title “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dad”.

6.) Someone told me I was unrecognizable with long hair and a beard. 6‘6 320 must be more common than I think.

7.) Is there a strip joint that serves Southeast Asian noodles called Nym Pho?

8.) The death-knell of any amusement park is when it starts self-applying the title “historic”.

9.) I hope if someday there’s people who wanna be Amish but about the 1990s, we’ll call them Extremists.

10.) Big Bird & Grover/ahwahahwahahwah/over & over/ahwahahwahahwah/Big Bird & Grover/ahwahahwahahwah/over & over/ahwahahwahahwah

11.) If you get herb potatoes with your steak then thyme is on your side.