95 in idea barrages
- Sept. 5, 2015, 12:10 a.m.
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1.) It’s come to my attention that there are people who DON’T call The Fonda Fair “Redneck Disneyland”?
2.) Is there a furry-porn called “The Secret Of N.I.M.P.H.O.” yet?
3.) Australian for “vomitorium” is “chunderdome”. Have I written this before? I don’t know, I can’t get beyond chunderdome.
4.) Orange lipstick lips a kiss/then you wake up from your dream/no matter how real it seemed/she’s outta your league/she’s outta your league.
5.) Remember, you were all this optimistic about “The Phantom Menace” too.
6.) The only person getting a “pic” of that is the coroner when I’m dead. Live performances only.
7.) Met her as the waves were lapping/there up on the pier/it made my little heart explore/it made my little year/but it was just a dream.
8.) Run into a co-op. Grab a jar of wheat germ. Yell “THIS IS MY germ, DAWG!” See what happens next.
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