818 in idea barrages

1.) A Filipino rapper named Manila Ice is an idea waiting to be free.

2.) Whenever a tinhat starts ranting about Benghazi, pretend you think it’s the catchphrase from that horrible BIG BANG THEORY show.

3.) She hurt herself by taking on a pose before fully stretched and now the yogi has a boo-boo.

4.) A MMO-retail-simulator called WORLD OF STORECRAFT. It’s… pretty terrible.

5.) A series about a soul group The Expectations who are actually Communist infiltrators called “Subverting The Expectations”.

6.) Mork got to Earth from Ork via the power of nanutechnology.

7.) Condoms are bollock proofed.

8.) If only Stern had gone with the more obvious “Butt-Man” the Fartman movie probably would’a actually happened.

9.) You could mash-up “Wild Night” and “Heart of Gold” if you wanted but the lyrical juxtaposition would be really depressing.

10.) Objectivism is so intellectually masturbatory, might as well have just called it “Atlas Tugged”.

11.) “I would have kept recording your show but it says your phone is full” is a real sentence now.

12.) Jesterday/floppy things next to my cheekbones lay/hope this time the king decides to pay/because I’m broke by Jesterday…

13.) The Beatles were so good we let them get away with LET IT BE and HEY JUDE basically being the same song. That’s baller.

14.) Paul Rudd defeated Dick Clark in a sword duel, took his head and gained his power. That’s the only way he could die.

15.) A Transformer that turns into a cellphone and wants to be a stand-up comic named CALLBACK.

16.) Putting all your energy into meticulously maintaining the now is just an invitation to let entropy eventually out-juke you in your shoes.

17.) Orville Redenbacher & Colonel Sanders’ ghosts locked in battle, the winner allowed to escape advertising resurrection purgatory.

18.) In obscurity we retain identity. No one’ll twist our words for church donations or use our songs to sell shoes. It’s something.

19.) I honestly have no idea if I wrote a version of “I Need A Hero” about needing gyros or not.

20.) You gotta be meta in a fair and even-handed way, can’t give some people referential treatment.

21.) A popular gourmet recipe on the Enterprise replicators is The Truffle With Tribbles.

22.) Hate it when cable news reacts to tragedy like it’s sad it didn’t become a longer story such as it has about the recent crash in Indonesia.

23.) Mentos the… mints of fate…