89 in idea barrages

1.) The upside of social networking is that as I’m sitting here watching the world go by I’m doing it figuratively & also literally.

2.) Messin’ with destiny, ignorin’ causality’s thrust, committing some fate crimes.

3.) Kickstart your childbirth but have a lot of stretch goals.

4.) IKEA is just Hipster Wal-Mart. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

5.) The BEST mash-up album would, of course, be “The Rise And Fall Of Biggie Stardust”.

6.) Remember: you can’t make gravy without saying a fond farewell.

7.) If there’s a porno parody of GI JOE, it involves a character called The No-bra Commander, right? Right?

8.) The best-worst name for a Ben and Jerry’s flavour would definitely be Death Cab Tofutti.