83 in idea barrages

1.) This week I learned that the spigot to a gas can is colloquially known as a “donkey dick”. Use this knowledge wisely.

2.) Late night U.F.O. radio is fun & all but letting people believe their schizoid hallucinations are demons is irresponsible.

3.) If the ads on sports radio are to be believed, everyone listening to sports radio is about to get a DWI.

4.) Hire me so you can always have arcane references to make you look cool. Hire me as your obscurity guard.

5.) With the right antibiotics and time, you can be a sore loser.

6.) My role-playing alignment is Chaotic Well-Meaning.

7.) Pin a folded-up piece of bread to your tux, call it a gluteneer.

8.) All I’m saying is a Whammy would take a Noid out, easy.

9.) So in the Justice League universe, Granny Goodness is gonna be played by Newt Gingrich, right? …right?

10.) Sometimes we just need some karmic relief.