traveling barrage 5 in idea barrages

1.) You know you are a television nerd when you think “Oh, young Carol Burnett, get in a time machine that I might love you.”

2.) I like to think that when reality shows end, losers are mulched and reprocessed in clone tanks for the next season.

3.) Germany did eventually conquer Europe and in a disgusting irony they did it through manipulative international finance.

4.) I like pretending I think the name of the show is Dragon Ballz.

5.) Billy Joel is mediocrity in a suit, pretending to be a man.

6.) If one has to kill to feel like a big man, they need to either get a sports car or be incarcerated.

7.) At this point, I just wanna get in enough shape to look like I was in shape once. At this point, I’m just gunning for Hadbod.

8.) Southern California news is great because they talk about a rainstorm the way real people would talk about a wild bear attack.

9.) If you were a Civil War buff who rapped you could call yourself Tyler The Recreator.