722 in idea barrages

1.) Stress the wrong syllables and “Robocop” sounds like an Eastern European last name. “This is my friend Vladi Ruh-BOH-cup”.

2.) The hidden extra downside to sleep apnea is that using a CPAP makes traveling light really really difficult.

3.) If you know someone who tries to discover new drugs, call them Narco Polo.

4.) I want a fan-theory where The Great Gazoo from THE FLINTSTONES was Cthulhu in his infant form, just learning to drive men mad.

5.) Whenever I get Brimstone and Flight in Binding of Isaac, I imagine the “Trogdor” song from Homestarrunner as the soundtrack.

6.) The worst part about Trump’s popularity is there’s all these people who think that being an asshole is the same as being honest.

7.) Just found out the right-wingers think the Wal-Marts that shut down to block unionization were shut down for Jade Helm. Hilarious.

8.) There’s nothing like the soul scrubbing despair of a dating site to dull a libido.