719 in idea barrages

1.) Not everyone’s prepared to stand off against Yogi and Boo-Boo but we all have our bears to cross.

2.) I wanna meet a pagan mixmaster called DJ Wicca-Wicca.

3.) A Borg Christmas song with the chorus “O come let us absorb him, o come let us absorb him”.

4.) They were holding an Avengers slash-fiction party but not many got invited, they were trying to keep it pretty Loki.

5.) Mens Rights Activists actually use their fedoras to store extra greasy food for their long hate rants, in their Hat Pockets.

6.) Catwoman’s fights with her enemy-lover often left her with a bruised swain.

7.) I kind of caught the garter except it was a unicorn mask. But a little girl was sad she almost caught the horse mask so I got a couple pictures with it then gave it to the little girl. “I am an adult so I can buy a unicorn mask whenever I want. You should have a unicorn mask.”

8.) So, the invention of carbonated iced tea, which of the Seals was that? Sixth? Are we at angels dumping cups of fire now?

9.) If you’ve got a plan, you’re doing it wrong.