716 in idea barrages

1.) 150mg of diphenhydramine and I’m still not asleep! Hurrah acquired tolerance, I guess.

2.) He didn’t think anyone could cook as good as his mother but that was just because of his edible complex.

3.) When photographed properly, crisp fallen autumn leaves sometimes eerily like bacon.

4.) Years of using the Dark Side of the Force had warped his face but he just called it his “Sith-eaten grin”.

5.) Did I write “Muffin Top Tennessee” yet? I don’t even know.

6.) Do we have Twainhulhu yet? Like Mark Twain with a tentacle mustache? You’d think the internet would be on this already.

7.) That’s no moon… that’s a DWARF PLANET.

8.) EMULATORS! Loooooooooooad up.

9.) Being funny is the cheap foreign knock-off of knowing how to play the guitar but that’s just how it is, where we go, who we are.