713 in idea barrages

1.) I’m not running a marathon in 500% humidity tomorrow I’m waking up at 11AM in air conditioning. Point goes to me Boilermakerers.

2.) I want a mash-up of Bob Ross and Ram Dass.

3.) I mean you could also mash up Sublime “Badfish” and “I Will Be Released” of course.

4.) Time nocks at string and flexes bow where you end up even time doesn’t know, hope the arc is true to fate or at least to you.

5.) Really, I just need to make a giant Jerry Maguire VHS box with a headhole over Cruise’s face and use it as my always costume.

6.) I know the MEANING of the word “quit” but my liberal arts education allows me to deconstruct that meaning into hoary oblivion.

7.) End of day, everything is problematic, everything is a trigger for someone. Sometime we must trust each others’ intentions and just breathe.

8.) It’s a Confederate flag, folded up into a little wad, deep-fried and fed to a dog. It’s called a Hate Pocket.

9.) Creating an actual Duff Beer seems like a point of no-return for The Simpsons where the shark comes to life and jumps them.

10.) I wonder if it’s worse if these GOP candidates say these things as calculation or real belief but either way is infinitely bad so it’s moot.

11.) Railing against the twitter culture of self-absorption on twitter thinking everyone wants to hear me rant about it would be the MOST meta.

12.) Next, bloodthirsty vultures will publish 200 pgs of Harper Lee experimenting w/ character names. “Ranger Finch? Lookout Finch?”

13.) The idea that a guy who rapped “Get Rich Or Die Tryin” is bankrupt and trying to sell a CT mansion for $10,000,000 intrigues me.