714 in idea barrages

1.) I like the idea of collecting defunct trophies. Cable Ace awards. XFL championship rings. The like.

2.) I kind of want a Bonzana-themed arcade fighting game so I can land a Pondo Combo.

3.) Can we start a new internet meme “Every Trailer Re-Cut To ELO’s Mister Blue Sky”? That’d be great.

4.) My main struggle in life has been about figuring out when it’s about me and when it’s not about me. I err in both directions, at times.

5.) First, you pick the Pikachu. Second, you pick the Bulbasaur. But third time, third time’s the Charmander.

6.) Your new band’s name is Surprise Jacuzzi.

7.) If you get into a misunderstanding with a minor Australian pop star, that’s called a Natalie Imbroglio.

8.) It’s a reality show where the winner gets surgically modified into a monstrous bird warrior. It’s called AMERICA’S GOT TALONS.

9.) A giant bloody bar brawl that started with the simple argument “Looks like a pump!” vs “Feels like a sneaker!”

10.) I still can’t shake the idea that pickles are a prank the world is playing on me, pretending that they’re food just to be jerks.

11.) Everything about the Deadpool movie looks good except that Ryan Reynolds is bad in almost everything.

12.) I have one good set of somewhat formal clothes, scattered about the house, and I am assembling it like Voltron for the wedding of two friends this weekend. It exists but it seems the Green Lion Leg needs to be drycleaned.

13.) Another great band name to confuse people would be “Weather Permitting”.