76 in idea barrages

1.) I fear the entire Shark Week phenomena has Jumped The Theme Week.

2.) Whenever someone casts aspersions on their preferred gender, remember that all types of humans are crazy and it’s just a perspective thing.

3.) Youtube preppers LOVE superfluous abbreviation. EDC, SHTF, PSK, POU. Makes ‘em feel all military and butch, I guess.

4.) Just once, Roger Waters oughta end a live show of “The Wall” with the appearance of the Kool-Aid Man.

5.) To be real, though, the BEST “Butt for Heart” substitution in music would involve “Deep In The Heart of Texas” for sure.

6.) If you make it your business to explain why the Transformers movies were so bad, does that make you a Deconstructicon?

7.) You didn’t use a Declaration Of You Look Great In Dem Pants as a pick-up line this weekend and that is why you fail.

8.) “Don’t Follow” is to Alice In Chains as “Soul To Squeeze” is to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I know this and it makes me feel old. The SAT analogy extends to as “Change” is to Blind Melon too, of course.

9.) It’s too late to write a parody of Pearl Jam’s “Better Man” about David Letterman. I blew it and need to accept it.

10.) Is there a porno parody of Cutthroat Kitchen yet? Might I humbly suggest “Buttthroat Kitchen”?

11.) Just for once I’d like to see someone “ambivalently present” something. You can’t ALWAYS be proud.