75 in idea barrages

1.) Someday our national anthem will be that “Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese…” song.

2.) “I’m not out of shape,” he said, “I’m just preparing for my Michelin Man cosplay.”

3.) Will the new Star Wars movies buy ads on baseball rain delay tarps where Admiral Akbar says “It’s A Tarp!”?

4.) Only the very best magician can create an optimal illusion.

5.) You can’t buy slaves in Eastern Europe because there’s no personal Czechs.

6.) Edit together a bunch of clips where sporting events end ironically and call it “The Highlight Zone”.

7.) A tattoo of a giant telepathic gorilla with the scales of justice and the phrase “ONLY GRODD CAN JUDGE ME”.

8.) I just finally realized that Yoda looks like a shriveled-up raisin version of The Statue of Liberty.