74 in idea barrages

1.) My Perfect Strangers inspired wine would definitely be called a Pinchot Noir.

2.) There needs to be a name for this disorder where we look in the mirror and mistakenly see ourselves as normal. Like body dysmorphia but for the mind. Soul dysmorphia.

3.) “Social Networking” is an anagram for “Regret Tornado” at least metaphorically.

4.) I’d also like an Interdependence Day, though, where we admit we’re all in this together and need to help each other out just to get through.

5.) Sometimes you can have your cake & eat it too. Sometimes you have no mouth. Sometimes the cake is a hidden ninja. Life is pluriform.

6.) I hope that a century down the road, our game of cultural telephone will have fused the myths of Robin Hood and the Hamburglar.

7.) I’d love to hear baseball announcers try to appropriate internet neologisms. “Golly, Kershaw’s fastball is on fleek tonight!”

8.) Tom Cruise leaving Scientology would be one of the great heel-face turns in the history of popular culture.