72 in idea barrages

1.) When you intentionally deny someone the joys of a slow cooker, you’re just being a crock tease.

2.) When I am invariably early to an event, I can pass it off as dedication to the cause instead of neurosis so everybody wins.

3.) I like Music From The Hearts Of Space sometimes but it’s a fine line between Ambient and Ambien.

4.) “Accomplice to break-ins at fast food restaurants sounds so clinical,” she said, “I prefer to call myself Hamburglar Helper”.

5.) Ultimately, his claims of royal blood turned out to be nothing more than phony barony.

6.) The “Who’s That Pokemon?” screen with the outline of a man. It is revealed to be Doctor Who. He winks at us about the pun, knowingly.

7.) If Nick Cave were a superhero, he’d have to change into his costume in the Cave Cave so please Nick Cave fight crime.

8.) The term for hatred of internet neologisms is “yoloathing”.