less lazy barrage in idea barrages

1.) I sing the body eclectic.

2.) Did you know youtube’s full of preppers trying to one-up each other on how prepared they are for the endtimes? It’s FASCINATING.

3.) Willard Scott as an 8-bit Nintendo character guarding a door in a Zelda dungeon, hella muttering “Gumble Gumble…“

4.) Go to a Dippin Dots and replace all the “ice cream” with Nerds candy. Do it for the sake of a weirder day.

5.) If you don’t wanna process marriages, you’re free to quit your job! You don’t get paid to not do your job just to please your sky monster, tho.

6.) When the Sangertown Sears closes, let’s just start a big ol’ art-squat there.

7.) Shame now that Eddie Furlong’s old enough to play adult John Connor, he’s…? Working a toll booth? In Macaulay Culkin’s band?

8.) If McDonalds made a Sausage McMuffin With Egg where the muffins were made out of hash-brown, I would eat it until I died.