lazy barrage 4 in idea barrages

1.) Don’t believe them when they say Pregamergate is just about ethics in drinking before doing journalism.

2.) Hollywood, please at least never reboot Popeye as someone who vapes, okay? You can go too far and that would be too far.

3.) A drawing of Bea Arthur in a Fremen still-suit with piercing blue eyes, declaring herself the Maude’dib.

4.) When you stop caring about what people think, you can finally start really caring about people.

5.) Seeing the hot spigot streaming out water, the cold spigot turned to it and said “of course you know, this means warm”.

6.) Sometimes I dream I’m back in school and then wake up feeling guilty I’m not gonna turn in the imaginary homework.

7.) As a Mets fan, it is of course always a bonus to have sideburns that would drive George Steinbrenner crazy.

8.) The first rule of Book Club is bring wine to Book Club. The second rule of Book Club is bring wine to Book Club.