TimmyTraits. in The Napkin.

I feel amused, honored, and loved that when people think of inflicting pain to male genitals or putting things in a butt, they think of me.

Not even a recent thing, Dia. Years ago, I had a friend, Jeannine. We’d actually known each other since grade school, so it’s not like she only knows me through some deviant scrawlings. Sometime when we were both in college, she was messaging me on AIM and straight-up asked me for advice in fingering her boyfriend’s ass. I was more than happy to give her advice on giving a prostate massage.

I don’t really talk about butt stuff that much. …Do I? OOPS.

I know, I know, it’s probably because most guys are afraid of their buttholes and I’m just really open and don’t give a shit, even in real life. I suppose when a friend mentions they love putting things in their butt, you remember.

My OKC mentions I have a kink shortlist. I should just write it out rather than fear judgment. (OH MAH GERD, A PERV.) Because if you’re into stuff, it’s far simpler to just know someone’s into the same kinks as you. Us kinky bitches are kind of awesome.

Also, since you’ve read this far, icyhot straight to the balls is an effective punishment for a naughty sub. Hurts like hell and if you try to wash it off, it hurts more. Blood and scat are my hard limits, but pain is really fun. You haven’t lived until you’ve gotten a good beating and are able to disconnect from your body. Sub space rules.