617 in idea barrages

1.) We’ve reached a point where national press are saying it is cool to treat autobiography as self-insert fan fiction. Astonishing.

2.) Since we call ancient people “caveman” I hope the distant future calls us “woodenhutman”.

3.) How do you build a bridge between pirates and knights? With chivalry timbers.

4.) A movie about undead hockey players called The Night Of The Zomboni.

5.) Pretending that you confuse the words “spectrum” and “speculum” is REALLY fun.

6.) We’ve reached the “my real parents were a wizard and a queen!” with Dolezal. Where does it even go next?

7.) One pope over the line, sweet Jesus, one pope over the line, stuck in the Vatican railroad station, one pope over the line…

8.) I like to believe that “Burt’s Bees” is owned by television’s Robin, Burt Ward.

9.) Just call your cheap-beer kegger a “Schlitzkrieg”.