68 in idea barrages

1.) Treat me like I’m handsome, you have no idea how far that gets with me. I’m weak to that.

2.) When things get too tense, too cold and dense, reality itself wants to climb the walls, almost as much as I do. It certainly makes an emotional sense, superfluid primordial goo.

3.) “Deepak Chopra” is an anagram for “gullible white people”.

4.) If I ever get a horror host show, maybe I’ll call it “Corn-On-Macabre”.

5.) Soon, there will just be a Kickstarter for a bottle opener with another bottle opener on it.

6.) If the crowd starts booing, just start claiming that the crowd is a bunch of spooky ghosts.

7.) I don’t know the difference between good dance music and bad dance music. It is like asking a vegan to pick the best steak.

8.) Sad Max: The Road Worrier.

9.) The creepiest cereal ever would be Crispix Glover.

10.) She was such a hippie, when you told her dog to play dead it put on an 8-track of Truckin’.