64 in idea barrages

1.) Some people wanna be put up on a pedestal by their lover, some people wanna be put up on a cross. I just wanna be put up with.

2.) Even my dreams are in summer re-runs.

3.) Using dating sites is like bleeding out a sickness, you feel like you’re doing something but all you’re doing is making things worse.

4.) You have no idea how much it reassures me that I can go to NY or LA and people still think I’m a goddamn weirdo.

5.) Picking up on the trends from five years ago in the bigger cities is a non-optimal approach to being hip in the hinterlands.

6.) Skinned knuckle punching the wall in my sleep. Happy I forget that particular nightmare.

7.) The new thing is videos of people laying down in weird places and explaining quantum theory. It’s called Plancking.

8.) Following @twitter on Twitter seems a little too preciously meta, Twitter, I’m sorry, no can do.