527 in idea barrages

1.) Or, you know, a Clockwork Orange themed Moot The Hoople parody “All The Young Droogs”.

2.) All we need to do is write a terrible soft rock song about a terrible mixed-drink then sell the naming rights to a bar chain.

3.) An infomercial guarantees a product “for the rest of your life” and the host murders those who make claims. There you go. Law and Order ep.

4.) Tomorrow, mispronounce “salsa” as “saucea” wherever you can. Note who corrects you and who doesn’t.

5.) She doesn’t like saying she “steals yogurt” she prefers to call it “cultural appropriation”.

6.) What’ll be great is when we get around to the remakes of horror parodies. The big reboot of the Saturday the 14th franchise.

7.) Not enough sci-fi futures where everyone’s Hindu or Zoroastrian or something. It’s usually either Christianity or atheism that wins. BORING.

8.) We should just rename facebook “trigger warning for pet hoarders” and be done with it.

9.) I sure hope that the Kidz Bop version of “Sex and Candy” was called “Sacks of Candy”.

10.) Somewhere, there is someone creating custom knife scales while listening to Rush and putting it up on youtube. Be thankful that’s not us.

11.) Had to go onto wikipedia to check if OJ Simpson were still alive or if he’d died in prison years ago. Dunno why but here we are.

12.) Making up folksy turns of phrase is always fun. “That really brines my beans!” for example.

13.) Morals feel like you can always find a magical cheat to escape. I believe in ethics. In the end, you’re accountable to you.

14.) I’d rather be good than right, I’d rather be humane than either. I’m trying to do good without judgement, I don’t always get it right.

15.) Up here, properties are abandoned because we can’t afford mortgages. In the NYC, rich people own ‘em but mostly live in London or LA. Weird.