526 in idea barrages

1.) I definitely enjoy pronouncing the word “warthog” as if it were “war thog”. Like a caveman general or something.

2.) A line of ads for Cocoa Puffs starring Sonny Coreleone instead of Sonny the Coo-Coo Bird.

3.) Still crazy after all these beers… still crazy after all these beers…

4.) Even naming an arts and crafts store something clever like “Meet The Beadholes” wouldn’t make it a less Boring Place.

5.) You know what’d be great? Naming your bar “An Undisclosed Location”.

6.) I put my realism onto sports & reserve my optimism for real life. I know it’s the reverse for most people but it works for me.

7.) We really missed out by not casting Dick Van Patten in “Patton”.

8.) If you can forgive being thrown down an active volcano, you’re incredibly magmanimous.