522 in idea barrages

1.) Drinking fountains hate tall people. I almost fall over bending that far.

2.) If the shoe fits, that doesn’t mean you should wear it. It might well be ugly or stank as hell or, you know, it might be boot weather.

3.) All the men desired her feminine pulchritude, all the women loved my masculine bulkritude.

4.) World of Doorcraft, a carpentry RPG. The only healer build is “Jesus” but, you know, prestige class for sure.

5.) They told Ollie to be a guard dog but he heard “god dog” and he just sits around expecting to be worshipped.

6.) I did not think Bing could be more wrong and then it sent me an e-mail offering me information about NASCAR.

7.) The Duggars hid horrifying sex crimes behind their saccharine vomitous performative Bible thumping? THE HELL YOU SAY.

8.) People pay for proximity to fame not proximity to talent. The famous are our pantheon, the talented have day jobs. America.

9.) More raps should have the hook “this is the hook, this is the hook, this is the hook, this is the hook”.

10.) You know what would be a great name for a video game bar? “HEALTH BAR”.